Lilia had her first dance rehearsal last week. She's missing the recital because of our trip to Hawaii. Her little dance group at the American Fork Fitness Center danced to Cinderella's Bibbity Bobbity Boo. Not too many "dance mothers" at the Fitness Center, but one lady thought it her duty to tell me that another group would also be dancing to Bibbity Bobbity Boo. I'm not sure why she told me, as if I had any way I could change things, but that's how "dance mothers" are: they like to give unsollicited advice about the right shoes, the right hair pieces, and the right way to breathe. What am I getting myself into?